A special discovery for Bastille Day. Great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandad Mouton Joyeux with Marie Antoinette.

A special discovery for Bastille Day. Great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandad Mouton Joyeux with Marie Antoinette.

Sometimes high office gets a bit too much for Cameron. Luckily, I’m there to make it all better.

Sometimes high office gets a bit too much for Cameron. Luckily, I’m there to make it all better.

Sophie Dahl and Jamie Cullum’s wedding cake.

Sophie Dahl and Jamie Cullum’s wedding cake.

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The Hidden Microphone - Episode 1

I hid a microphone in an bank manager’s office to see what would happen. Eventually, after about seven weeks, something vaguely funny happened, so I decided to put it on here.

The Purpose

I am going to put things here that just won’t fit in my Lovely World. It doesn’t mean they are bad. On some occasions they might be top-notch. Think of it as a special pocket in which I can put bulky items that would ruin the lines of the jacket that is Graham Bandage’s Lovely World. But a sort of pocket that floats in the air, next to the jacket. Actually, that would be ace. It would probably need some sort of propulsion device, maybe rockets. But then there would be issues of fuel.

Maybe the pocket could be attached to the jacket using a thin, tough wire? A little like this…

The flying pocket

The wire and pocket would not necessarily be red, although they could be.